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Short Dark Funny Poems
33 short dark funny poems that kill the pink bunny!
#1
the pink bunny was a thirsty baby
the pink bunny saw a warm bottle of maybe
the pink bunny drank sweet liquid silk
too bad it was poisoned milk
#2
the pink bunny was in love
the pink bunny flew like a dove
the pink bunny was at a rave in a cave
it collapsed in to a rainbow grave
#3
the pink bunny was growing old
the pink bunny had frosty green mold
the pink bunny was a sniffle sneezer
accidentally trapped inside a freezer
#4
the pink bunny loved actress jennifer love hewitt
the pink bunny planted a haunted house then grew it
the pink bunny dreamt of booberry jam on toast
found the next day scared to death by a ghost
#5
the pink bunny went to the beach
the pink bunny packed a picnic lunch with a peach
the pink bunny ate a peanut butter sandwich, Squish!
inside was a poisonous jellyfish
#6
the pink bunny stared up at the big blue sky
the pink bunny got a tear drop in it's eye
the pink bunny saw a gremlin of green
dive bombing down with a deathly scream
#7
the pink bunny was getting cheddar fat
the pink bunny ate cheese like a rat
the pink bunny was chubby tubby loaded
800 more pizzas and it's tiny heart exploded
#8
the pink bunny liked to listen to hip hop
the pink bunny saw a new flavored lollipop
the pink bunny tried licking the lolli of lead
BANG! shot it's self in the head
#9
the pink bunny found love in it's emo heart of dark
the pink bunny went for a walk in the jungle of zark
the pink bunny smiled and looked up at the stars glow
sinking deep down into the quicksand slow
#10
the pink bunny had a crush on someone
the pink bunny waited forever for romantic fun
the pink bunny had a warm home of valentine heating
sadly in time it's lonely heart stopped beating
#11
the pink bunny lived for easter sunday
the pink bunny didn't do jack on monday
the pink bunny swallowed a lot of snow white candy jills
those white jellybeans were really grandmother's sleeping pills
#12
the pink bunny hopped around on halloween
the pink bunny threw eggs at the blind to be mean
the pink bunny laughed and had a fun fright night
hopping near a cliff it lost it's own eye sight
#13
the pink bunny enjoyed christmas time
the pink bunny could write a fun rhyme
the pink bunny wrote about fat santa eating jesus cake
later unwrapped a present of a hungry black cobra snake
#14
the pink bunny liked the leafy autumn season the best
the pink bunny went hopping in the woods then took a rest
the pink bunny ate lemon candy and threw the wrappers on the ground
behind a tree was a witch with a rotten grin of dinner found
#15
the pink bunny got new red sneakers
the pink bunny danced like a freaker
the pink bunny didn't care about anything or factor
it's last dance was inside of a dark purple trash compactor
#16
the pink bunny stood in the cool fresh rain
the pink bunny washed away all it's pain
the pink bunny had no more quiet yuck
that was until the yellow thunder struck
#17
the pink bunny watched reality tv all day
the pink bunny didn't go outside it's home to play
the pink bunny became old and slow in the moonlight
seventeen werewolves knew this and tonight was bite night
#18
the pink bunny liked to roast and eat pumpkin seeds
the pink bunny had a garden full of green weeds
the pink bunny went to a dark pumpkin patch on halloween night
found the next day tangled in vines with a blind pumpkin eater bite
#19
the pink bunny was eating halloween candy
the pink bunny knew a wicked witch named mandy
the pink bunny did not share with the witch it's treats
she didn't care because she was fattening her eats
#20
the pink bunny liked to read halloween poems
the pink bunny ran quickly through haunted homes
the pink bunny felt safe away from it all
but forgot about the monster down the hall
#21
the pink bunny ate mushroom soup like a pig
the pink bunny got too round and too darn big
the pink bunny got what it got
face down inside the witch's pot
#22
the pink bunny liked to run through the forest and litter
the pink bunny took all of the sweet honey glitter
the pink bunny didn't like the sticky jelly
deep inside the hungry black bear's belly
#23
the pink bunny was dressed up like a butterfly
the pink bunny was at a big mansion for a costume party in july
the pink bunny entered a dark bedroom and the door shut... oh snap!
locked inside a room with a giant venus fly trap
#24
the pink bunny was hopping in a farmer's field at night
the pink bunny was hit with a stunning beam of bright light
the pink bunny thought this must be from an angel in heaven
but was taken by a UFO of hungry aliens to galaxy seven
#25
the pink bunny has dark poetry on it's mind
the pink bunny had no time to rewind
the pink bunny wrote the word that rhymes with orange on it's arm
that word was... written with a poison ink pen filled with harm
#26
the pink bunny was dressed up like santa and up to no good
the pink bunny was creeping through a holiday neighborhood
the pink bunny ate all the cookies for you know who
found the next day stuck in the chimney turned christmas blue
#27
the pink bunny was reading short poems for kids
the pink bunny liked seuss and poe and other dead dids
the pink bunny felt safe and in no danger
kind of numb from eating candy from a stranger
#28
the pink bunny knew some short poems about death
the pink bunny read this poetry with uneasy breath
the pink bunny laughed at the thought of vampires and clowns
at the circus took a dirt nap in an old transylvanian town
#29
the pink bunny was bitter about life and things
the pink bunny in silence could hear the violin strings
the pink bunny used marshmallows to sweeten it's head
reaching for a peep it ate a poison mushroom instead
#30
the pink bunny reads goth poems on sunday
the pink bunny writes emo poems on blue monday
the pink bunny cried away all it's fears
found tuesday drowned in a teaspoon of tears
#31
the pink bunny blasted dark electronic music made by zuzz
the pink bunny liked to make it's red headphones buzz
the pink bunny was poor and dirty like a rich pig's squeal
relaxing in a strawberry milk bubble bath with an electric eel
#32
the pink bunny became an internet millionaire
the pink bunny could finally enjoy life and fresh air
the pink bunny lived happy without too much sin
but greed one day got it trapped in a box running out of oxygen
#33
thirty three was different it didn't read like the others
as time passes dead loved ones are missed like nieces, sisters, fathers and mothers
remember the good times the sunshine and happy teardrops
a grim reaper holds the pink bunny gently as the poetry stops
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