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Funny Poems
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KtPB poem #1
the pink bunny was a thirsty baby
the pink bunny saw a warm bottle of maybe
the pink bunny drank sweet liquid silk
too bad it was poisoned milk
KtPB poem #2
the pink bunny was in love
the pink bunny flew like a dove
the pink bunny was at a rave in a cave
it collapsed in to a rainbow grave
KtPB poem #3
the pink bunny was growing old
the pink bunny had frosty green mold
the pink bunny was a sniffle sneezer
accidentally trapped inside a freezer
KtPB poem #4
the pink bunny loved actress jennifer love hewitt
the pink bunny planted a haunted house then grew it
the pink bunny dreamt of booberry jam on toast
found the next day scared to death by a ghost
KtPB poem #5
the pink bunny went to the beach
the pink bunny packed a picnic lunch with a peach
the pink bunny ate a peanut butter sandwich, Squish!
inside was a poisonous jellyfish
KtPB poem #6
the pink bunny stared up at the big blue sky
the pink bunny got a tear drop in it's eye
the pink bunny saw a gremlin of green
dive bombing down with a deathly scream
KtPB poem #7
the pink bunny was getting cheddar fat
the pink bunny ate cheese like a rat
the pink bunny was chubby tubby loaded
800 more pizzas and it's tiny heart exploded
KtPB poem #8
the pink bunny liked to listen to hip hop
the pink bunny saw a new flavored lollipop
the pink bunny tried licking the lolli of lead
BANG! shot it's self in the head
KtPB poem #9
the pink bunny found love in it's emo heart of dark
the pink bunny went for a walk in the jungle of zark
the pink bunny smiled and looked up at the stars glow
sinking deep down into the quicksand slow
KtPB poem #10
the pink bunny had a crush on someone
the pink bunny waited forever for romantic fun
the pink bunny had a warm home of valentine heating
sadly in time it's lonely heart stopped beating
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